Re-turd 2 “copies” the address and punches it into his dad’s gps.
GPS tells dad where to go.
Dad follows directions on GPS like a good dad should do.
20 minutes later dad arrives at the final destination.
“Tell him to come outside,” dad says to re-turd 2.
Re-turd 2 calls Re-turd 1.
“Yo, come outside.”
“I am outside re-turd.”
“Well, I don’t see you re-turd.”
“Where the BLEEP is this BLEEPING KID?!” Dad yells at Re-turd 2 as he drives around the parking lot waiting for Re-turd 1 to make his grand appearance.
“Yo, is that your dad yelling?”
“Yeah,” Re-turd 2 replies quietly.
Dad looks at the address again.
The address says Building “O”.
Dad looks around.
“Hey Re-turd! Where the hell is Building “O” when there aren’t even any bleeping buildings here?! Where the hell did you make me go re-turd?”
Re-turd 2 shrugs his shoulders.
“Give me your phone,” dad tells Re-turd 2 as he yanks the phone out of his hand.
Dad looks at the address Re-turd 1 texted Re-turd 2 with. “You re-turd! This address is back by the house! You punched in the address wrong and made me go to BFE for nothing!”
“Oh,” says Re-turd 2. He takes his phone back and calls Re-turd 1 back, “Hey man, it’ll be like another half hour before I get there.”
Lesson for the day: Don’t trust your Re-turd for directions.
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